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    On The Radio by Regina Spektor

    Love almost everything that Regina Spektor sings (and writes) but “On The Radio” shows off her distinct anti-folk sound. It is among my favorites but it was upon hearing “Fidelity” that made me fall in love. After a dearth of great music during the 80s and most of the 90s, it gives me hope that rock ‘n’ roll is live and well.

    Find all of Regina Spektor’s music videos on her YouTube channel.

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    Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

    I hear ya, Sex Bunny. At least I think I do. Well, I mean, what the hell is a pedipalp?

    “Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me” is a song by the Australian alternative rock band TISM. It was the only single off The White Albun (2004). Yes, that’s how they spelled it. What can you expect from a band who wears balaclavas.

    A catchy little song that became a Web sensation when former Walt Disney animator Bernard Derriman (a.k.a. squetch) entered this video in a competition for TISM and won! According to his website it took him 3 weeks to create. There have been many versions since but this is still by far my favorite.

    As for TISM, they’re kinda like the Grateful Dead of Australia. As of this writing, their website is down. But ya gotta love a band that can work into the lyrics a reference to an orb-weaver spider’s sex parts.

    Everyone else has had more sex than me
    ohhh ohhh
    Everyone else has had more sex than me
    ohhh ohhh

    Everyone else has had more sex than me
    Does anyone else get that feeling?
    Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
    Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

    Everyone else has had more sex than me
    ohhh ohhh
    Everyone else has had more sex than me
    ohhh ohhh

    Corporate capers and office amour;
    Shenanigans outdoor and in
    Resist, and then later you find out there’s more
    Regret in not doing the sin.

    All loves have to die – of that there’s no help;
    My favourite way to end em’
    Is the orb-weaver spider’s, whose pedipalp
    Enters the female pudendum,

    Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
    Left for his rivals to curse it.
    He would rather die than not get to fuck:
    Personally, I reckon it’s worth it

    Everyone else has had more sex than me
    ohhh ohhh
    Does everybody else get that feeling?
    ohhh ohhh
    Everyone else has had more sex than me
    ohhh ohhh
    Does everybody else get that feeling?
    Whoa ohhhh ohhh ohh

    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everybody else
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone
    Does Everyone

    Does Everyone think?